But on second thought, maybe that one's so bad it's good. And this picture the Canadian Armed Forces posted of a militant-looking Canadian goose it claims is more ferocious than King Kong or Godzilla. Like New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio announcing the city was starting a "Designated Hitter for All" campaign. There are plenty more jokes out there than those listed above, but some were so bad they're getting put way down here. A recent survey by financial company Affirm found 54% of Americans wanted April Fools’ Day to be canceled this year. But the tricks coming back might not be all that welcome in 2021. The annual April Fools’ day pranks were more subdued than they were in quite a while during 2020, when companies decided jest wasn't the best approach in the midst of the first major U.S. as "Voltswagen." The company has since admitted it was, indeed, a bad joke. learn to make bread or pasta do puzzles (we still have a complex one we haven't finished) and other games pick up your guitar again and make some music do home repairs that you've been putting off Learn Italian through a service like Duolingo stream Italian films on Netflix or Amazon Prime (we're planning on re-watching I Claudius) and by all means, do some armchair Voyaging through Italy on Google Earth or Youtube via Prowalks.Volkswagen decided to get started on the bad jokes early by sending out a convincing-looking news release days before most other companies start with April Fools’ shenanigans, announcing the company was rebranding in the U.S. Be creative when in lock-down with your time.If you are younger than 50, shop later on in the day to avoid contact with seniors. If you are older, go shopping during these early morning periods. 'Er is nog wc papier.' (There still is toiletpaper. Het zijn kleinere rollen.' (Surely not, there isn't more toiletpaper here. Some supermarkets are dedicating the first hour or two in the morning to senior citizens. 'Er is hier meer wc-papier, dan in het andere toilet.' (There's more toiletpaper here than in the other bathroom.) B.At this writing, drive-through testings are in the early stages of being set up in most U.S. If you have any symptoms (fever, dry cough, or especially, difficulty breathing) do not go to an emergency room, but instead call your healthcare provider and be persistent about where you can get tested.Use Skype or Facetime for virtual visits. The elderly are the most susceptible to this virus. Please keep your distances from nonna and nonno.Use supermarket delivery services when available, but be considerate and ask the delivery person to leave the packages outside your door (lessening their contact with customers).(Auto supply shops have latex gloves in boxes of 100 if you can't locate any). If you do need to go shopping, wear latex gloves-on both hands (if you have a decent supply) or at least on the hand you'll be using to offer your credit card or sign your name.
it may take some time, and there will be sacrifices, but we will come out of this in the end. But as long as we keep our heads and think not only of ourselves, but also our neighbors, we will all get through this.Īs the Italians say, andrà tutto bene - everything will be fine. And although I didn't need toilet paper (we had stocked up two weeks earlier at a big box store with our normal 2 month supply), I was shocked to see the paper goods aisle empty.Ĭalm down, tutti! Yes, this crisis is real-a fact of science and nature.
I also shopped at 7am when not many were in the supermarket. When I shopped last week, I wore latex gloves on both hands, wiped down the shopping cart's handle, and was careful not to stand too close to others. Most of our supermarkets now offer home delivery via online app, which helps reduce close contact. Here in Pennsylvania, Lisa's company has ordered all workers to work from home, Lucas is home because all the schools are closed, all "non essential" businesses are closing, BUT, all supermarkets and grocery stores are open and are being restocked after the first mad rush of last weekend. In Italy, the rest of Europe and here in the States, people are not being prevented from visiting their supermarkets and alimentari for food and other essentials. people fighting over rolls of toilet paper as they do a mad rush to get supplies during this coronavirus crisis. We've all seen the videos in Italy and in the U.S. Hoarding supplies during this time will hurt us all. She picked up only as much toilet paper as she needs for a week.
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